Posted on Aug 26, 2008 under Uncategorized |
She’s a hot blonde mega pornstar with a sexy English accent, a voracious appetite for cock and an uninhibited nature that magnifies on-screen sending out wave after wave of sensuality and lust, evoking powerful passions that will make your cock hard as a rock. I’ve seen Hannah Harper in several flicks before this one (Hannah Harper AKA Filthy Whore), and I always enjoy her cock-hungry scenes, cos she sucks and fucks with everything she’s got and that natural intensity totally turns me on.
Five scenes of pulsating pleasure give us plenty of incredible sex to jack-it to as Hannah Harper gets down and dirty in the most sluttariffic ways imaginable taking tongue in her ass, deep-throating big thick dick before spreading her long legs wide and sliding each throbbing member between her tasty pink folds and deep inside her hot, wet, inviting pussy. Halfway through this flick, Hannah gets into a super-wet and super-exciting threesome scene with another slutty babe and one lucky well-hung dude who gets to fuck both these nymphos hard and deep and long. If you’ve seen Hannah Harper in pornos before, then you’ll already know that this flick is gonna be totally worth your time, and if you’re new to Hannah’s work, this is an excellent starting point that shows off every aspect of her totally slutty nature. You can’t help but jack it as you listen to her dirty but oh so sexy accented voice while she gets banged in every hole til her cum is dripping from her delicious pink pussy. Hannah Harper AKA Filthy Whore totally delivers and gets a throbbing four cocks-up.
Posted on Aug 25, 2008 under Uncategorized |
Perceptions of words….so much confusion in the world cos one person says something and it gets given some bad connotation cos of some other word. Don’t they teach Synonyms and Homonyms anymore ? A lot of people hear the word gang and they think group of ethnically different people with some uniting color (usually a bandana or patch) preying like jackals on the weak and selling drugs…they hear gangbanger and they picture some punk wielding a gun with little training and zero commonsense and zero conscience. We as perverts are different in how we view words like this and movies like the Six in One series should shoulder a responsibility to educate others in the more fun definition of these words. I hear gang and I picture 5 or more people ready to fuck some hot chick (nor does it have the racist slant of non-porn fanatics view cos the dudes doing the chick can be any race mixed together and still be a gang..we pervs are less racist than non-pervs). I hear gangbanger and the only gun I think of shoots cum in some slut not bullets in some victim and the gangbanger is just one of the 6 or more guys doing some chick. Cmon people use movies like this to educate your neighbor so they know gangs aren’t always a bad thing.
The key to any porn making it is the sexuality that it delivers and the key to that sexuality is the sluttiness of the chicks in it. This is never more true than in gangbang and group flicks and the chicks in Six in One 5 were obviously made with sex in mind when they were created. They go for cock after cock like someone dieing of thirst in the desert going after water and are more than happy…even eager to get their holes filled all the way. These are chicks whose slutty natures would be totally wasted in one-on-one porn since obviously one won’t satisfy their cravings. Six in One 5 also doesnt waste a lot of our time with forced and poorly acted dialogue and very quickly segues into sizzling action that should get you hard in the first five minutes and if anything you will have a hard time holding off on cumming before the first scene is over. From what I’ve seen the Six in One series excels in gangbang action and is one series of porn that I hope we get to see many more of. I just don’t know where they can keep finding more and more chicks as slutty as these but if they do then I will pay a gazillion dollars for their address book. A never before heard of six/five cocks straight up and shooting for Six in One 5.
Posted on Aug 24, 2008 under Uncategorized |
Forget everything you thought about college cos if Interracial Sorority Bash 4 is any indication, some perceptions need to change. If this is what college is like nowadays then it is no longer a place for studious sheltered chicks. Instead picture college as the Higher Institute of Bisexual Slut training and that should cover it. I’m guessing the degree that these pussy and cock gobbling sorority sisters are aiming for is the ‘Bachelor of Bacchus’.
Interracial Sorority Bash 4 has three fairly long scenes of sex in the sunshine. One problem I did have with each of the scenes was that during the first part the editors kept splicing the talking with the action, so I’d just start getting into what I was watching and then be irritated by yet more talking. This eventually stopped, but it certainly affected how quickly I got turned on by these outdoor sex scenes. The second scene provides a sexy treat for us with two ultra-hot babes totally going down on each other for some outdoors sapphic pleasure. The sex was hot, lengthy and varied and the sun shining down on these multi-colored bodies just added to the heat factor. Overall
Interracial Sorority Bash 4 was a decent jack-off flick and scores three cocks-up.
Posted on Aug 23, 2008 under Uncategorized |
Jesus was a killjoy…no matter how you look at it this is a fact. Take a movie like this one and they call it sin, which to me just looks like a hell of a lot of fun (no pun intended)…All these so called sins are way too extreme when it comes to sexual things…like this whole not coveting your neighbors wife. Now coveting only means wanting and I don’t think there is a single guy out there who hasn’t had a neighbor with a wife hot enough that he would say “Yeah, I’d do that”. So I don’t get why they call the action in this movie sinful unless people figure role-playing fantasies are going to get you sent to hell, and in my opinion even though the sex is hot, these people have some pretty low-key fantasies and certainly don’t deserve eternal damnation for acting on them.
I’m not quite sure where they pick their fantasies from…maybe they used up the good ones in Gallery of Sin 1, 2 and 3, but while the sex was hot in each scene, I do have to wonder if people actually do have some of these fantasies, or if the movie makers were just desperate for ideas and looked through a prop trunk…figured what props were cheap, and then manufactured the fantasies based upon that. I can understand that some gay guys probably have cowboy fantasies, but there is no guy I know of that I’ve ever heard say, “Man I would love to do a cowgirl” I think most of us realize that the only way you get to do a cowgirl is if you are also a girl. The idea of a toy-play fantasy from a porn chick just makes me laugh. Most sluts in porn probably have toychests more full than some spoiled rich little english brat. Now while I mock these fantasies…I do not mock the sex itself or the hot appeal of the chicks in this movie. Their love for cock and fucking is evident regardless of the costumes they wear, and once you get past the idiocy of the fantasies (like the karate girl who obviously doesn’t know karate) you’re guaranteed that you’ll get your load off on the sexuality alone. Three very solid cocks-up for Gallery of Sin 4.
Posted on Aug 22, 2008 under Uncategorized |
Everybody bitches about Starbucks coffee places and how they’re everywhere in every town all over the world. Yet even though people bitch about it, the yuppy and young executive population is as hooked on Starbucks as their 1980’s counterparts were on cocaine. Seeing this movie with such a yummy coffee flavored name makes me realize that if I lived in a more liberal state (like maybe Utah) I would be able to hire some mocha and cafe au lait complexioned nude coffee servers who would take cream as well as give it, and I would be rich in no time. It’s funny how watching porn can inspire people to such great entrepreneurial ideas.
The movie itself has some of the sweetest nubile negress nymphomaniacs with such hot chocolate bodies that curved in all the right places, and kudos to whoever handled the casting. Unfortunately though, this movie did lose some of its appeal in either the photography or editing because often the scenes are so dark, that combined with the ebony complexions of these chicks it makes it almost impossible to see the action. The action you do see though is incredibly hot as these guys obviously appreciate the chance to drill this dark meat and these chicks are pure sluts right down to the bone (and down on the bone). Except for that darkness of some parts I mentioned, Loose Morals - Mocha Girls is an awesome jack-off flick worth at least three or four loads and gets a solid three cocks-up.
Posted on Aug 21, 2008 under Uncategorized |
People so often equate sex with romance and lust with love. Usually those same people believe that women don’t like porn and for them to enjoy it the porn has to be soft and sensuous…I have news for you. If a chick indulges her down and dirty pervo impulses…watchout. They get far wilder than guys, just check the aftermath of any ladies night or ask a male stripper if you don’t believe me. Romantic Movie caters to those neanderthal beliefs that restrain the sexual revolution from achieving the wanton levels of carnal enjoyment society should have. By the end of the movie, it hadn’t changed my perception of it.
On with the show…as everyone knows I despise storylines in porn since usually they waste our time which could be spent watching some hot sex. Romantic Movie takes this time wasting to a whole new level. Sentimental mush and porn go together like Hindus and Roast Beef sandwiches, they they think combining them in this movie then made matters worse by trying to add humor. Maybe they forgot that porn actors and actresses aren’t really actors and actresses…meaning they can’t act. The jokes fell more limply than my cock.
Sure the chicks were hot but there’s lots of good porn with hot chicks, so don’t waste time on this one. Zero cocks up for Romantic Movie and remember, chicks dig hardcore as much as we do.
Posted on Aug 20, 2008 under Uncategorized |
Everybody digs amateur porn, and everybody digs watching some nappy-headed nympho negresses getting down and dirty and showing what sluts they are, as well as showing off to the white chicks what big cocks their dudes have for them to fuck and suck. So you would think that Hip Hop Divas Orgy would be a for sure favorite getting an awesome review, telling you how hot it is and how you’re gonna cum over and over watching it repeatedly until your media player begs you to stop…yeah well it’s also nice to think that if you rub on a lamp a genie will pop out and that Santa flies around the world every Christmas, because the truth is that Hip Hop Divas Orgy is not worth your time…
Why would I give a horrible review to a movie that has the pre-requisistes for awesome porn ? I mean you have total nympho slut chicks, tons of fucking, tons of sucking, orgasmic toy action…so what went wrong? First of all, as any slut will tell you, one of the main pre-requisites for an orgy is a cock for them to enjoy. Well this orgy didn’t have one single dude to enjoy this hot chocolate action. Next, I haven’t seen anything this grainy since I walked down the cereal aisle at the organic foods store, and if you full-size this movie it’s as grainy as a cheap-ass webcam with a good connection (translation = you can’t see a fucking thing literally). Lastly, I know that these are ghetto girls, and between the way they talk and the way they act, it’s obvious they were likely picked off of the street for their roles…so what the hell is up with calling them Divas ? Or perhaps if you live in the ghetto and you own a clean white shirt and a clean nappy for your head, that counts as a Diva. I know I said lastly, but I also have to bitch about the length of this movie…or maybe I should be grateful it ended so quickly. No cocks-up (just a limp dick begging me to go look for another movie) for Hip Hop Divas Orgy.
Posted on Aug 19, 2008 under Uncategorized |
Welcome to the wonderful world of the weird, wacky and bizaare. In short, this is a very apt title for a very strange movie; A Fairy’s Tale. Produced by Totally Tasteless Video (which totally gives you a major hint before you even start watching this flick that it’s gonna be fucked up) this movie may have a storyline, but it’s so farcical that it evades my regular rant about storyline’s being stupid and instead earns a commendation for providing an amusingly refreshing variance from the usual porn I watch and enjoy. Now admittedly this is far and away different from my regular viewing schedule, but every now and then you
have to spice things up a little, and with five decently lengthed scenes to jack it to, featuring some scorchingly sexy women, I wasn’t disappointed with my choice.
We start off with a scene of opulence and a horny blonde being fucked hard by her long-haired stallion of a partner. The sex is intense and the orgasms are spectacular in both sound and vision. The second scene initiates us into the freakshow of A Fairy’s Tale with the first appearance of Gidget the Midget, yep that’s her name. She’s short and kinda cute (though yeah she’s a midget) and she takes cock just as well as any full-bodied porn chick out there. The dude’s costume in this scene is laugh out loud funny and I can’t quite figure out if he’s a Jester or just has really bad style. Needless to say, the size and longevity of his dick makes up for his stupid costume. The rest of the five scenes in this outlandish porn flick take us through the familiar territory of our favorite Fairy Tales with a very sexual twist and even more medieval costumes, and of course, more Gidget. A Fairy’s Tale is a fun flick that will get your load off and make you laugh at the same time and so it gets a well deserved three cocks-up.
Posted on Aug 18, 2008 under Uncategorized |
Every fetish that you can think of exists as a fetish for someone. Some are pretty mild and some are pretty freaky and hardcore…some are hard to end up in situations where you can feed your fetish, while others are much easier. For instance, you cannot go up to a bus-stop generally and ask some hot chick there to strangle you or piss on you. Trying either of these would only feed your fetish if what you’re into is getting slapped in the face and having cops called on you. Luckily for the people Smokin Hot was made for (although it boggles my mind that this is a fetish) it’s fairly easy to feed their fetish cos there’s always some hot chick smoking somewhere, and as long as the person watching her doesn’t whip his cock out, she probably won’t even notice or care…
Even though smoking isn’t a big turn on for me (which is a shame cos my woman smokes) and if I could easily quit smoking I would, the chicks themselves in this movie do live up to the title and I’m sure even non-smoking anti-smoking extremists would not say no to shotgunning a blast of smoke from these babes. Not only are the chicks super hot in Smokin Hot, but the movie itself is over an hour and a half long and you dont need to be all into smoking….all you need is an appreciation for nice tits and sweet hot pussy. Personally I hardly noticed the cigarette in their hands…just when they inhaled I kinda figured they should have something bigger in their mouths. Well after a few minutes each of these sluts definitely got to experience something bigger. For the more extreme fans of this smoking craze there is one scene where this stunning big titted brunette chick actually fucks herself with a cigar…hopefully not cuban cos they dont want to get busted tho I dont know if fucking the cigar will get you the same penalty as smoking it. Anyways the sex was hot and Smokin Hot gets four Marlboro-Man cocks up and delivers a smoking hot load.
Posted on Aug 17, 2008 under Uncategorized |
They say that the rich are not like you and I. Decadent Divas 24 shows once again that when it comes to rich pampered sapphic sluts, there’s one thing they definitely have in common. They are consumed by their carnal orgasmic need to express their full all-out slutty love for pussy-on-pussy action, and they get together for some super hot hole-filling leather and lace loving action. I guess this is a motivational movie for what you can achieve if you are a hot lesbian who is willing to get married as a trophy wife…knock off your husband and then get down to fully enjoying your newfound riches with your neighborhood girlfriends who have done the same with their husbands.
There’s a variety of exotic and uniquely differing settings for each of the lush lesbo scenes; scenic mountain tops, raunchy stables, waterside mountain resorts and super posh bedrooms…exotically scenic settings for exotically scenic babes. The action itself is super hot and just as varied as the scenery, including one super-hot borderline BDSM lesbian threeway with inter-racial action for added spice. Now to my biggest problem with Decadent Divas 24…the chicks are lesbians. Chicks as hot as the ones here should not be lesbians. Lesbians should be like Rosie O’Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg…yknow those genderless (cos you don’t want to think of them naked) chicks who no-one will ever want to fuck anyway, NOT super-hot babes like this. But lesbians or not, watching them work their magic on each other is a treat I will not soon forget…at least not until I watch Decadent Divas 25. A very hard splooge-shooting four cocks-up for Decadent Divas 24.
