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Black Bad Girls 16

Whoa-oh black betty bam-be-dam…Indeed. Black Bad Girls 16 shows once again that when you’re looking for some of the sweetest slut action, and if you aren’t going milf or Brit then you gotta unwrap some of that sweet chocolate and savor it for all it’s worth. Even though these negress nymphos were a little under utilized, the full power of their sluttiness came across undiluted, primal and raw. I’ve sometimes wondered why people call black chicks ‘jungle bunnies’…Black Bad Girls 16 answers that question; they fuck like bunnies and are as wild as animals in the jungle.

These dusky decadent slices of chocolatey goodness are freaking omnivorous as they eat up scene after scene making it obvious that they enjoy black meat, white meat, sausages, beef and tuna (as there is some pretty scorchingly hot slut on slut action as well) all with the same zest and zeal. You would think the scene with the two chicks swallowing cock in both their holes would be the hottest part of the movie but the final scene (even though the actor is old enough to be dead) has such pure magic coming from the slut in the scene that Willy Wonka should have this kind of chocolate kinetic energy working in his factory making adult chocolates.

Four cocks-up for the sheer sexuality of Black Bad Girls 16.

The Bush

This movie is proof positive that porn and politics should not be mixed even though they seem to have one thing in common…they both have a lot of dicks and a lot of people getting fucked. Story aside, this movie also sucked more than the IRS…the chicks were not hot enough, slutty enough and the sex was fairly standard with nothing to really spark it off.

The best I can say about this movie is that perhaps the producers were trying to draw an esoteric parallel by showing that whether it’s in porn or in politics, people just don’t like Bush…frankly even with a handful of Viagra I don’t think even Georgie boy himself would like this Bush.

The casting call for this movie must have read ‘Wanted, the ugliest, small-titted most vanilla porn actresses we can find’ and this is one movie that unless you want to see for yourself that porn and politics definitely do not mix you should take a pass on.

Zero cocks-up and one big yawn for The Bush.

Wet and Messy Big Boobs

When people look back on their young childhoods they will see that one of the primal pleasures that they enjoyed but usually had to set aside is playing with gunk…back in the early 90’s Nickelodeon made a fortune bringing back that 80’s toy ’slime’ and introducing such joys as ‘Gak’ and ‘Floam’ and many other gooey messy toys. Sometimes people retain or visit those primal pleasures of yesterday and the people in Wet and Messy Big Boobs are exactly what I’m talking about.

Now everybody has played around with whipped cream before (no you stoners reading this I’m not just talking about doing Whip-Its)…yknow spray a little on your girlfriend, lick it off…she sprays some on your cock and licks it off and maybe even giggle about how kinky you are being…well compared to the actresses in Wet and Messy Big Boobs these whipped cream players are creampuff kink.

The chicks in this movie are so crazy with being coated with ooey gooey yet oh so yummy and sticky toppings that at times even though they’re nude it’s almost as though they’re not because they are so covered. The tits on these chicks are all at least DD which also in this case stands for Delicious Decadence and provides even more of a tapestry to paint these yummy toppings on. Sadly though the sex was only mediocre (maybe they were distracted because of how sticky they were, or maybe they were fighting off diabetic seizures after sucking down that much sugary pre-cum) and this movie would have benefited from some intense girl-on-girl sapphic sweetness.

Wet and Messy Big Boobs is a trippy movie to watch though just cos it’s so gooey and the chicks are hot enough that even though it won’t blow your libido, your cock will end up gooey by the end of it.

Three cocks-up to Wet and Messy Big Boobs.

Bangin in da hood 3

Morris Day and The Time meets Spike Jones as “Jungle Love” meets “Jungle Fever”. A lot of black people and politically correct crusaders energetically oppose stereotypes such as saying that if you want some good booty find a black chick…and things like you know why God gave black chicks those big lips…and so on. Well these crusaders should go talk to the chicks in Bangin in da hood 3 and explain to them that they shouldn’t fuck so intensely and suck cock with such skill because they are adding to these stereotypes and black exploitation. But if any of them did I’m sure these talented negress nymphos would corrupt their asses with their talents pretty damn fast.

Some black booty enthusiasts who watch this may be a little disappointed though…I don’t know if you’ve seen the new Harold and Kumar movie but when Kumar is going through the airport and the security guy stops him, Kumar calls it racism and the security guy says he is black as well…to which Kumar replies “Black? I don’t think so, you’re barely mocha.” Such is the case with Bangin in da hood 3. Only one of these sluts has that true ebony hue, but if they aren’t black enough for you just play with the color options and contrast on your monitor until you get them as black as you want.

The sex was outstanding as these were sluts who totally loved cock and knew what they were doing, and for interracial fanboys out there it is a must-see.

Four cocks-up for Bangin In Da Hood 3.

Tearin It Up

Lately a lot of the anal titles I’ve reviewed have been a little disappointing and ended up falling short of my expectations…not so for Tearin It Up. Man…the chicks in this movie are so incredibly slutty and totally consumed by their sex drives as they drive cocks and toys and fingers and tongues in all of their holes, and paying special attention to their asses…and what sweet asses they are !

In a few previous reviews, one of my biggest complaints has been that these chicks do not get to live up to their full slut potential cos it’s all been one-on-one action.

Tearing It Up lets their sluts take a walk on the wild side and we get treated to a wide variety of sets and scenarios with the common denominator being all-out sex. There’s some incredibly hot and wet girl-on-girl action as well, and then they take turns enjoying jamming this dude’s cock in all of each other’s holes. There’s super-sluts taking it double-ended and double-penetrated by some damn big cocks, and the pleasure on her face as she gets filled is guaranteed to make you shoot a load right then plus there’s ultra-hot hole-stretching masturbation with some of the wettest and loudest orgasms I’ve heard in a while.

Basically, if you dig hot sex and ultra-slutty chicks, there’s definitely a lot of jack-off material in Tearin It Up, and it gets a full-on five cocks-up!

Cluster Bang

Now if I owned a large piece of farmland like the dudes in Cluster Bang, I would totally use it the same way they do…get a bunch of horny dudes and chicks, throw em together and watch the cum, sweat and pussy juice fly as they get down n dirty with everyone banging each other at the same time. Even though I don’t own one, these guys do and thankfully they filmed the fun they get up to for our viewing pleasure.

We’re treated to three thrillfuck scenes that start in a barn type building with the farmhands drilling a hot blonde and brunette on the ground…moving onto the bench outside. Having sex in the outdoors looks even hotter when there’s a whole group fucking cos they just can’t wait to rip each others clothes off.

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The last scene goes inside to the kitchen…always a good place to fuck cos you’ve got lots of shit to lean on, and if you bother to open the fridge, you can always get some saucy new sex props to use in your session. Sadly these chicks leave the fridge closed, but fuck do they get it on with each other and these two guys. The chicks get crazy loud and there’s lots of good sex and group sex throughout this movie. If you’re looking for something downright dirty and slutty to jack it to, then Cluster Bang is a totally good bet for spending more than one load.

Cluster Bang gets four cocks-up for the hardcore sluts and well-hung studs who totally make this movie rock out with it’s cock out.

In Search Of A Hairy Beaver

First thing to come to mind when I saw the title of this movie was why? So I figured what the hell, I’ll find out why somebody would want to search for hairy beaver and maybe find some hot sex of a different kind to jack to. First, you gotta understand I don’t really dig hairy beaver (maybe if I met some dude named Harry Beaver and he had some cool weed that he smoked with me, I would like him). I mean you get hair stuck between your teeth and unless it’s like a trophy for your friends that they see pubic hair between your incisors, it’s just kinda gross. Especially when you factor in things like summertime sweat collecting in that hair, or if the chick dripped a bit after peeing then it’s just gonna collect in that hair…so like I say, In Search of A Hairy Beaver…why?

So after watching In Search Of A Hairy Beaver the best kudos I can give to it is not based on the bushy muffs but rather on the ethnic diversity of this movie. I mean it’s not an inter-racial movie…but it is. Starts off with some amateur white milf looking chick getting banged by a brotha and showing off that she’s a natural red-head, followed up by a slutty sista enjoying some cock and showing off that she has naturally black hair to go with her ebony skin…and what a hairy muff it is indeed.

Lastly it’s time for what I guess the expression ‘hair of the dog’ came from as some dog/jackal looking muslim chick shows us how much she enjoys making up for all the cock she missed in camel-jockey land as she gobbles down cock and shows off that the one American convenience she has not learned about yet is a razor (I wonder if muslim chicks can get sand-fleas?…)

Anyways, In Search Of A Hairy Beaver gets one cock-up and that’s cos if you’re bored and have nothing to do, you might find something in it.

Premium Black Pussy Search #2

Premium Black Pussy Search #2 is a movie that keeps the funk alive with some full on slutty action devouring some monstrously huge black cocks. One problem with these all-out chocolate fuck-fest movies is unless the camera work is damn fine, you sometimes get some really dark shots where you can’t really see what’s happening…I suggest if you’re going to enjoy this movie, and it is enjoyable…adjust your contrast first so you don’t miss out on any of the hole filling action.

These black babes go down on sambo-sausage like starving Ethiopians; devouring some cocks that would frankly scare the hell out of some white chick…like we’re talking stereotypical negro-dick here man. Nor do these chicks mind sharing with each other…after all, there’s enough to go around and there’s no playing hard to get as they take it in every hole.

Premium Black Pussy Search #2 demonstrates for anyone who wondered why black chicks have those big black booties…so that they can stuff lots of big black cock in them…simple evolutionary tab-A goes into slot-B (and B is for Booty)

Premium Black Pussy Search #2 was a very satisfactory and also mellow motown masturbation session and gets itself four cocks-up.

MILTF 13

I treated myself to an easy review with this one, as well as a guaranteed personal jack-off session because as everybody knows, when it comes to hot sex, it’s the slut factor that brings the heat and you can’t get any hotter or any sluttier than those 30-something MILF’s with the cock-craving attitude that they bring to the set and the way their body language yells for sex in a way that no other group of actresses in porn can do.

Now I know, the superstitious people among you readers of this review will say “I knew it, I could have told you, after all it’s number 13.” and yes, you would have been correct because the slut factor of MILF’s aside, this movie was kinda disappointing in that it did not live up to it’s potential.

MILTF 13 has the key ingredients for a rock-hard jack-off flick…I mean, for Christ’s sakes they’ve even got MILF superslut Vicky Vette, but when I watch a movie of a milf fuck fest I expect that I will also get to see some hot MILF-on-MILF action as well as a demonstration of full-on sluttiness as at least one of the MILF’s in the movie take on more than one cock.

This one just had standard yet admittedly highly sexual action, but it’s lack of the frills that make for the extra thrills when you shoot your load to a movie gives it only a disappointing three cocks-up.

Teachers Pet 07

They say chicks go crazy for guys who have power, money, good looks or intelligence (so having all four must be a killer combination). In Teachers Pet 07 we’re shown some super-charged examples of the latter; lusting after their brainiac Professor turns these hot college babes into total sluts willing to do whatever their idol wants or needs. This dude is fucking awesome man, he’s got all these crazily hot chicks totally eating out of his hands and doing whatever he wants…bringing him apples, feeding him their melons and sharing lots of creamy tuna pie…

Four fucktastic scenes filled with hardcore hot steamy sex all the way through, and featuring some nubile nympho talent who lust after both kinds of head, the brains and the brawn, as well as a spicy threesome thrown in for good measure, all adds up to a stellar porno with some rock-hard responses on this end.

Teachers Pet 07 can definitely teach you a thing or two about how to pick up those sultry younger sluts and have them hanging on your every word…just show em your brains and they’ll show you everything you want to see.

Total fuck-fun to be had with this movie, so it gets a throbbing three and a half cocks-up. It would’ve earned more if it’d had more threesome action.