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Tongue to ass 4

Pllliillillillill-spang…! Know what that sound is? That was a rim-shot, cousin to a rim-job and Tongue To Ass 4 is a rim-job extravaganza with nasty sluts adding rim-shots as they slam their tongues in these guys asses showing how dirty they are before and during some heavy slamming and sperming action.

Four fairly energetic fuck scenes show us that our canine friends are not the only ones who enjoy the scent of ass to get to know somebody better, and if this is a way to get to know people better you certainly can’t get a hell of a lot more intimate than sliding your tongue around someone’s ass, or allowing someone to do so…or maybe these people have never heard of lube, but they certainly seem to enjoy it.

The sex in Tongue to ass 4, aside from the ass fetishes, was pretty intense but this I would say is down to the sheer sluttiness and full on sexual energy of these chicks as they get to show off what real hardcore means to them.Tongue to ass 4 gets four cocks-up for it’s rock hard nasty sluttiness.

Teen Anal 2

Personally given the choice between some slutty little teen and a more seasoned cock-craving milf, I would take the milf any day. Not only because of the experience but because I fucking hate teens. They are so fucking rude, and generally don’t give a damn about anybody but themselves.

So I figure if I’m going to review a teen movie it may as well be one where they are getting rammed hard up the ass…god knows I can think of a few I wouldn’t mind ramming my fist up the asses of.

First off I gotta say that, just like in TV shows like That 70’s show and Smallville and so many others, the ‘teens’ don’t necessarily look very ‘teen’…more like tween.

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Anyways, in three simplistic scenes these simpering sluts show that experienced or not, and regardless of timing or place, they are happy to enjoy a cock or two, and share that enjoyment with others. They are especially eager to show that both of their holes are open for business.

Bi Bi Stu

I have a very extensive music collection, and the last few songs have all been cowboy songs (surprising considering I don’t have many like that) so with the taste of Easter chocolate in my stomach I recall what I learned on South Park years ago…Cowboys and Chocolate = Gayness and sadly part of my responsibility to you is also to review gayness, so I will take it as a sign to grab one and get it over with so here we go.

So anyway, we follow the pathetic adventures of some candy-assed loser named Stu who is almost as much of a flaming closet case as Tom Cruise is jokingly purported to be. Now sure enough the chicks in this movie aren’t exactly what you would call hot or even attractive, while the dudes on the other hand are these crazy muscle beach guys, but Stu here is supposedly straight but seems to actually enjoy cock more than pussy.

The action is confusing to say the least but the performers do seem to get off, in an amateurish way.

Bi Bi Stu gets two cocks-up, mostly because I watched it stoned and Stu’s idiocy was like one of those bad sitcoms that you kinda laugh at anyway.

Bang My Culo 3

I have no fucking idea what a Culo is but after watching this move I want to bang one…hell I want to bang a zillion Culos…Bring on the Culos man! This is a cool amateurish flick set in an adult store…how come when I go in an adult store I dont get treated to any real life fucking or orgies like in these shows…if someone knows where I can shop and get this kind of entertainment (especially interactive) let me know and Im there man. Not a lot of time is wasted in farcical story lines beyond establishing the set and that the chicks are horny and want to fuck.

Four scenes of fucking to scope out and I guarantee some of it you will find hot as diversity and sluttiness rule throughout the whole movie…first up a blonde slut getting generously banged while showing true cock appreciation, followed by a negress nympho who demonstrates her openness as well as her eagerness to get her open holes filled…then onto an oriental orgasm machine that loves taking it and taking it hard, and finally a captivating hispanic looking brunette to finish the movie off with some Latin heat.

While not the hottest nor the most expensively produced movie out there, Bang My Culo 3 gets itself three hard cocks-up, if I knew what a Culo was and that it tasted as good as a Churro, it might’ve gotten four.

Mr. 18″ and the Phantom Bitches

Back in the 1980’s MTV’s Downtown Julie Brown had a hit single with the funny song that pretty much describes anybody who totally digs this movie, “I Like Em Big And Stupid”.

Mr 18 inches looks like Danny Glover after a month on a medieval torture rack while being force fed penis pills that work, and he’s supposed to be some kinda sub dude as these crazy chicks appear to fuck him and get him to lick their shoes etc. but he comes off more cool, like he’s Bad Bad Leroy Brown, the baddest man in the whole damn town, meaner than a junkyard dog and bigger than ol King Kong.

Once you get past the idiotic dialog and pretensions at set and scene, the sex itself is decent enough cos these are chicks that obviously love cock and appreciate a good thing when they have one, and they certainly have one in this movie as Mr 18 inches buries his cock in their pussies so deep that you can almost see the head poking out their mouths as they moan in pleasure.

Sadly other than their half-assed obviously over-acted BDSM skits and this dude’s massive schlong, Mr. 18″ and the Phantom Bitches had no unique draw to it and surely in at least one of the scenes they could’ve added an extra chick…god knows with 18 inches of meat, there’s enough for everybody to have a sandwich.

Mr 18″ and the Phantom Bitches gets a solid three cocks-up and could’ve been higher if their originality had been higher.

Maximum Pussy 2

Well Easter is over but I had so much fun with the chocolate bunny searches, and the weather is getting so awesome as spring makes a bigger push, like some horny teen dude slamming away into a milf, so I just had to grab y’all one more fluffy animal to enjoy…let’s hear it for little kitties, also known as pussies. Maximum Pussy 2 has some totally awesome pussy on pussy action and with no fear of any weiner dogs around to bark at them these pussies enjoy their playtime to the fullest.

The variety of pussies at play in Maximum Pussy 2 is just astounding and I guess that’s where the word maximum comes from…it’s like if you’ve ever seen the movie Dusk to Dawn, and there’s a part by Cheech Marin where he’s all “Pussy…pussy…we got black pussy…we got white pussy…we got yellow pussy…we got hairy pussy…we got bald pussy…” anyways, that’s what this movie reminds me of. These chicks enjoy each other one-on-one and in groups exploring, pleasuring and making each other’s pussies purr as they lick, suck, use toys on each other and fingerbang themselves to some sapphic nirvana.

Maximum Pussy 2 gave me maximum boneage as well as maximum sploogeage and gets the maximum five cocks-up.

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Today’s video clip features an amateur teen that has passed out at one of her friend’s house. Her friend discovers her asleep and realizes it’s time for him to become a lot more than just friends with this slut. He takes off her panties, spreads her legs and buries his dick deep inside of her. He fucks her, while she sleeps!

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Filthy Movie Pass - Porn Movies

What’s up fellow porn movie connoisseurs? I’ve got a couple more videos from the Filthy Movie Pass to share with you today! Click on the pictures below to see the free preview clips.

From Penetration Tease, I have a video of a blonde teen hottie that gets off on teasing men. This slut doesn’t play fair. And you know what I have to admit that I kind of like that. Her man is desperate to get his cock into her pussy but she teases him by just rubbing her pussy against his cock until he can’t take it anymore!

The second video comes from Cummy Pantyhose. This teen hottie has a serious pantyhose fetish and loves to fucked while wearing pantyhose. Today, her man rips apart his pantyhose so he can get easy access to her wet pussy. First he attacks her with her tongue, than he buries his cock into her!

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Spread ‘em apart

Our last Easter chocolate bunny fuck-fest review does not disappoint nor leave us with that foil wrapped bulk chocolate flavor in our mouths like the last few. It also covers more chocolate bases with a higher variety of flavors…white bunnies, black bunnies and some tan creamy caramel bunnies as well.

I wonder if any of that creamy white chocolate (or by the end of their hot scene; cream-filled) is imported from Belgium. These chicks fuck as hot as bunnies for sure and their decadent sluttiness just feels so Euro.

This is a movie that you can watch in stages cos the heat and intensity is sure to make you cum several times before it’s over. Whether it’s one chick getting banged by a bunch of guys, or a couple sweet fuck bunnies together playing with each other AND getting banged by a bunch of guys, the action does not let up in this movie and these chicks love to fuck and obviously love getting filled doing so.

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There is no hole that does not get filled at some point in this movie, and the cream-filled and cream-covered goodness that these bunnies are craving gets delivered to them in mass quantities.

Spread ‘em apart is one of the few must-see movies I have reviewed for its sheer heat and sluttiness and gets five cocks-up.

Blue Jean Blondes 2

1970’s songwriter Leo Sayers had a big hit with the song ‘I pull my old blue jeans on’, looking at the blondes in this bodacious fuck-flick I would love to hit on them and pull their old blue jeans off. I don’t quite get if blue jeans are supposed to be a fetish or what the case is here, but if they are a fetish the people who get off on it are very lucky considering it’s a fetish catered to by 80% of the population.

Three scenes of sex and lust are portrayed for our pleasure but just like anything that has a bunch of blondes at the root of it, Blue Jean Blondes 2 lacks any originality at all.

Picture this in your head, it isn’t hard to do even if you’re as empty headed as a typical blonde, in blue jeans in the backyard showing off her body, then getting banged until it ends in noisy orgasms…multiply this times three and then you’ve got this movie down pat.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining, when it comes to basic jack-off porn this movie has got those basics covered.

Blue Jean Blondes 2 gets three cocks-up, one for each of its scenes.