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Double Midgetation

Exsqueeze me, I thought porn was supposed to be hot or a turn-on. Sure, everybody’s got their little kinks and fetishes (if this is a kink it sure is a little one) but this movie makes me think that I’m watching some comedy made by the Wayans family (yknow the Scary movie dudes) when they were all whacked out on some weird shit after spending too many hours playing their gnomes on world of warcraft.

Like sure there’s sex in this, but man it’s hard to believe these are actually real people…sure they’re supposed to be aliens, but it still doesn’t make it sexy. If I wanna watch a movie about alien sex, then count me in to be like Captain Kirk and get to fuck all these big-titted blue skinned exotic looking chicks that stand taller than my knee, not something that looks like it should be a garden gnome in my front yard.

All I know is, after watching this movie, I totally gotta go check out a movie for tomorrow before I’m scarred for life and I will leave you with the words of our modern day sage and bard Randy Newman; “Short people got no reason to live…they got beady little eyes…don’t want no short people…you gotta pick em up just to say hello…they got little voices going squeak squeak…”

Well you get my point, but Double Midgetation doesn’t get any, zero cocks-up.

Cum On Baby Bite My Wire 2

A flick that totally rules as far as blowjob movies go cos these sluts totally dig swallowing a cock and whatever loads they can get to explode out of it. Personally I dig there to be some real in and out pussy filling action as well as just blowjobs when I’m watching porn, but these babes do give a righteous showing as sluts who love the cock. Okay yeah…the moronic title being a Doors rip-off kinda bites like, if you wanna do something that assinine then make an anal movie and call it Backdoor Man.

A decadent decatant of splooge-splashing slut soaking scenes and in most of these we get two chicks for each lucky throat fucking guy as they demonstrate how much they crave forcefully going down on these fucksticks…like this is not one of those blowjob movies where some asian chick gently licks away and holds her mouth slack and open while it gets fucked without any expression from her. These are chicks that go orally crazy on cock and totally get off on seeing, swallowing or spraying the loads of cum that they unleash from these lucky bastards.

Cum On Baby Bite My Wire 2 doubles its own two with four cocks-up. It would’ve gotten a better score if I’d seen that these chicks loved fucking as much as they loved sucking.

Nasty Fetish Pass - Fetish Photos

I think if you’ve been reading this blog for any amount of time you can probably guess two of my favorite fetishes. I definitely have a thing for women in pantyhose and babes in pvc and latex outfits. Today, I’ve got a Nasty Fetish Pass gallery featuring hot photos from both of those sites. Click on the pictures below to see the photo gallery.

In pantyhose, we have a blonde slut satisfying her boyfriend’s pantyhose fetish. I wish I was him right about now. She’s rubbing her pantyhose covered ass against his hard cock and it’s not long before her pantyhose is torn so that he can access her cunt and fuck her while she’s wearing the pantyhose.

In latex, we have to steamy hot babes fooling around together. They both have latex fetishes and what’s better than stripping each other out of the latex outfits. I have to say it makes from some very hot photos.

You can see lots more photos and of course videos with the Nasty Fetish Pass. The Nasty Fetish Pass will get you instant access to the member’s areas of some of the kinkiest fetish and hardest x-rated sites on the internet. The best part is that it’s all for one low price.

Filthy Movie Pass - TGIF

Well, I’m glad this work wee is about over. It’s been crazy, they’ve expected me to do way too much work and I’ve had almost zero time to watch any x-rated movies. Luckily, things have finally slowed down and today, I had the pleasure of enjoying a couple of videos via the Filthy Movie Pass. Today, I enjoyed movies from Penetration Tease and Fucked Tits.

From Penetration Tease, we have a seductive blonde named Adrianna. She loves to tease. Today, she has her boyfriend tied down to the bed while she rubs her pussy against hard cock, her boobs against his face and finally buries his face into her pussy. He’s begging to be freed from the ropes and to fuck her.

From Fucked Tits, I watched a movie featuring a very busty mature slut getting her boobs fucked. She loves feeling a cock between her tits almost as much as she enjoys getting her pussy fucked. My favorite part, is when he shoots his load at her tits and covers them with hot cum.

Download these movies and many more with the Filthy Movie Pass today.

Foot Traffic

With yesterday’s review of Butt Munchers and today’s review of Foot Traffic I am no longer sure whether the big O in sex-talk refers to the word orgasm or Olfactory. I mean wow, like people totally get off on the smell of sweat…after watching these movies, I bet the reason Kate Hudson bitched about Matthew McConaughey was that he was making her have spontaneous orgasms and totally wetting herself and that must’ve been her problem with his b.o. (which also I now assume stands for big orgasm).

Okay…now I can get how maybe somebody can be all fucked up and just going wild with whatever but I guess this movie is also geared to people who have a stocking fetish…personally I can’t see the taste of nylon getting me off, but whatever. We get three thole thucking thcenes of some cock and cum-crazed nymphos who totally get off on getting their toes sucked and nibbled and are more than happy to return the favor of having their feet fondled fetish catered to with some lust-driven sucking and fucking for the lucky dude who also obviously was getting pumped up from the pungent smell and taste of these babes peds.

Foot Traffic boggles me with the amount of odor-driven orgasms inundating porn but nevertheless gets itself three satisfied cocks-up.

Nasty Fetish Pass - Fetish Photos

I hope you guys (and girls I see you too) are in the mood for some wild hardcore porn. Today, I’ve got another Nasty Fetish Pass photo gallery. This time we have photos from a number of x-rated fetish sites including Hot Shemale Sluts and two different scenes from PVC And Latex. Click on the photos below to see the Nasty Fetish Pass photo gallery.

From Hot Shemale Sluts, we have a black haired shemale getting her ass pounded. It looks like it has to hurt. You can tell by some of her facial expressions that having her ass drilled like that hurts. However, the shemale says she loves every second of the ass fucking, even in the pain. Now, that’s extra kinky.

From PVC And Latex, first we have a blonde babe in a skin tight latex police uniform. Why don’t the cops look and dress like her when I get pulled over? The second scene is of a sexy brunette in a PVC minidress sucking cock before she gets her pussy fucked.

See the full erotic photo galleries with the Nasty Fetish Pass. For the price of just one membership, you’ll get access to dozens of hardcore and fetish porn sites. This includes movies and photos you can’t find anywhere else.

Filthy Movie Pass - Conference call

What’s up party people? Yeah, I know it’s the middle of the week. Trust me, I’m depressed about it too. However, I am going to spend the rest of the day locked in my office, pretending to be on conference calls while I download movies from the Filthy Movie Pass. I might even have to take a real conference call, which is why I think they invited the mute button. Nothing beats having to listen to a boring conference call, while you have some hot, hardcore porn streaming from your desktop computer. Here’s some scenes from a couple of movies that I already watched today.

First, watched another video from Spanked And Abused. This one featured a naughty schoolgirl teen who is getting the spanking of her life. She’s too much of a tease and this professor isn’t going to let her get away with it anymore. This teen’s tan ass is quickly turned to a bright red color.

The other movie that was really worth mentioning came from PVC And Latex. This one features a hot babe in a skin tight red latex minidress rolling around the floor and playing with her rubber dildo. I definitely wouldn’t having a girl like her rolling around my office floor right now.

Well, I’ve gotta run. Time to start my “conference calls.” Check out the Filthy Movie Pass today to enjoy more “conference calls.”

Butt Munchers

Watching this movie makes me think that they should make a porn version of Dr Seuss’s classic The Lorax…and yknow you can just totally see Ron Jeremy as The Lorax, short little hairy dude with wild hair and a big walrus mustache…totally sounds like it was written for him. I mean, if someone did a poll to find out how many totally nasty ultra-sluts there were out there I bet there would be enough that we could save a zillion trees by getting rid of the toilet paper industry and just have chicks like this ready and willing to savor some smelly ass whenever needed.

I guess for these nasty nymphos it’s like old school trapper style and the more musk you lay out, the more beaver you get. Six scenes of chicks who totally dig the sweaty smell of ass, whether it’s another chick or a dude, they don’t care, as long as they can get their noses in there for a weighty whiff and a raunchy rimjob.

Any Hole Will Do

A salami slamming slutarama…this is the type of movie that porn should be about, like man…people say the hippies had free love? Not like the people in this movie man. These babes are sluttier than an army of female clone Bill Clintons and man do they dig cock…dig it, suck it, fuck it…anything they can in every way they can.

 ~ ~ ~ ~ CLICK HERE TO VIEW VIDEO ~ ~ ~ ~ Groups, gangbangs…double penetration…double stuffing their pussies, hands and mouths these chicks totally get into what they’re doing in five fuck-filled scenes of slut satiation. Two things that totally make this movie work are the lust charged milfs they use, cos everybody knows that even the energizer bunny is in awe of how an orgasmically energized soccer mom can ride that libido lust to all time highs, and when you combine that with a menagerie of cocks for these super-sluts to ride it’s an instant formula to sexcess.The other thing that makes this movie totally work is you get treated at the end to everyone’s favorite snack, a double stuffed oreo.

Five fire-hose spraying cocks-up to the sexual energy of Any Hole Will Do

Cream Pie Hunnies 2

March is here, and once again this year we’re lucky enough to have easter in March. The perfect time to celebrate with creampie movies and sing that popular easter hymn ‘Here comes my Peter looking for a tail, following a splooge laid trail’. Just like with easter baskets we get a variety of goodies and even some cream filled chocolates.

Personally I prefer the creampie movies where some ultra-slut takes like a zillion loads until her pussy is a frothy frappe of cum, but hey the chicks in this movie usually still made it work cos they were just so totally into getting off on their own, with each other, and especially filled with cock until they milked it into themselves showing that they truly were creampie somethings (calling some of them hunnies is just a little too generous tho).